cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
Don’t forget to bring your ticket with you today! The train leaves at 11am sharp! See you there!
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
Appreciate Mikasa Ackerman for the glorious woman she is
“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”Happy September 1st, y’all!
did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away
aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE
reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
I HATE THIS BUT I LOVE IT TOO
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but I know Star Trek is involved.